“Forget Osteoporosis”- a comedic twist on the song by CeeLo Green rewritten, arranged and performed by Alyssa McDonald produced by Jaybird Koder, Jaybird played all the parts and mixed it for me:)
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*Warning, there is some use of profanity, be aware of those listening around you:)
Alyssa Mcdonald
LYRICS TO MY STEAM PROJECT (alternate lyrics to CeeLo Greens original “F&%K You” song)
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, and I’m like hey you!
There’s a way to keep your strength way beyond your youth, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell you too!
Said osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, not good!
Although there’s pain in your bones, there’s some tricks that I know, it is CoQ
You can take some calcium, you can take that vitamin D , but that don’t mean its gunna get you square
Magnesium tablets, membership to Orange Theory ,, but the way we age it just ain’t fair.
I pitty the fool that eats the American Diet (oh shit it’s a double patty, McDonald’s gunna make you a fatty” oooooooo I got some news for you (My milkshake makes my bones feel hard)
I see you walking round with your hurtin’ bones and I’m like hey you!
The leafy greens and the food that is here for you, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell her too
If we would eat better, before it matters, we’d be doing well.
And with the osteoblasts and the osteoclasts, bone can remodel
Yeah, I know that I stole from tomorrow, when I partied as a younger lass,
but it’s time to work out and forego the sorrow, of osteo’, I’m gunna kick your ass,,
And I pity the fool that eats the American diet (Oh shit it’s a double fry day, its better than a double Sunday)
ooooooooo Vitamin K’s for you,,,,,uhuh,,, oh yeah
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, so listen up and listen here,
There’s a way to keep your strength far beyond your youth, I’d like to tell him and I’ll tell her too
Osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, (and that’s the truth)
Even though there’s pain your bones, you’ve got muscles to tone, and it will help you.
Now baby, I know, I know, that you’re hurtin’ so bad
So bad so bad so bad
And this pain in your bones, well, it might be the worst you’ve ever had
Your mad, your mad, your mad
like “Osteo” (osteo) “Osteo” (osteo) “Osteo”( perosis?)( DOUBLE)
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, and I know this you can do,
There’s a way to keep your strength way beyond your youth, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell her too
Said, osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, and that’s the truth
Although there’s pain in your bones, these tips I know are gunna help you,,, (And that’s for sure)
Alyssa Mcdonald
Alyssa Mcdonald’s project is about osteoporosis. She rewrote the lyrics to the song “Forget You” by CeeLo Green. In the song she adds a comedic twist as she explains several naturopathic ways to prevent osteoporosis. In her paper, Alyssa describes what osteoporosis is. After talking about some of the most common causes of osteoporosis, she goes into more detail about the naturopathic ways to prevent it that she mentioned in her song. She also talks about a couple of ways to treat osteoporosis. She talks about two specific treatments for osteoporosis: Antiresorptive drugs (for moderate cases) such as bisphosphonates, alendronate, risedronate, ibandronate, and zoledronic acid, and anabolic drugs (for severe cases) parathyroid hormone-related protein (PTHrP) (PTH). At the end of her paper, Alyssa gives the lyrics for her song.
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*Warning, there is some use of profanity, be aware of those listening around you:)
LYRICS TO MY STEAM PROJECT (alternate lyrics to CeeLo Greens original “F&%K You” song)
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, and I’m like hey you!
There’s a way to keep your strength way beyond your youth, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell you too!
Said osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, not good!
Although there’s pain in your bones, there’s some tricks that I know, it is CoQ
You can take some calcium, you can take that vitamin D , but that don’t mean its gunna get you square
Magnesium tablets, membership to Orange Theory ,, but the way we age it just ain’t fair.
I pitty the fool that eats the American Diet (oh shit it’s a double patty, McDonald’s gunna make you a fatty” oooooooo I got some news for you (My milkshake makes my bones feel hard)
I see you walking round with your hurtin’ bones and I’m like hey you!
The leafy greens and the food that is here for you, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell her too
If we would eat better, before it matters, we’d be doing well.
And with the osteoblasts and the osteoclasts, bone can remodel
Yeah, I know that I stole from tomorrow, when I partied as a younger lass,
but it’s time to work out and forego the sorrow, of osteo’, I’m gunna kick your ass,,
And I pity the fool that eats the American diet (Oh shit it’s a double fry day, its better than a double Sunday)
ooooooooo Vitamin K’s for you,,,,,uhuh,,, oh yeah
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, so listen up and listen here,
There’s a way to keep your strength far beyond your youth, I’d like to tell him and I’ll tell her too
Osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, (and that’s the truth)
Even though there’s pain your bones, you’ve got muscles to tone, and it will help you.
Now baby, I know, I know, that you’re hurtin’ so bad
So bad so bad so bad
And this pain in your bones, well, it might be the worst you’ve ever had
Your mad, your mad, your mad
like “Osteo” (osteo) “Osteo” (osteo) “Osteo”( perosis?)( DOUBLE)
I see you walkin round town with your hurtin’ bones, and I know this you can do,
There’s a way to keep your strength way beyond your youth, I’d like to tell you and I’ll tell her too
Said, osteoporosis, makes me comatosis, and that’s the truth
Although there’s pain in your bones, these tips I know are gunna help you,,, (And that’s for sure)
Alyssa Mcdonald’s project is about osteoporosis. She rewrote the lyrics to the song “Forget You” by CeeLo Green. In the song she adds a comedic twist as she explains several naturopathic ways to prevent osteoporosis. In her paper, Alyssa describes what osteoporosis is. After talking about some of the most common causes of osteoporosis, she goes into more detail about the naturopathic ways to prevent it that she mentioned in her song. She also talks about a couple of ways to treat osteoporosis. She talks about two specific treatments for osteoporosis: Antiresorptive drugs (for moderate cases) such as bisphosphonates, alendronate, risedronate, ibandronate, and zoledronic acid, and anabolic drugs (for severe cases) parathyroid hormone-related protein (PTHrP) (PTH). At the end of her paper, Alyssa gives the lyrics for her song.